coming to a house in the woods this july

 

yes, its true. all the rumors you've seen floating around social media

 

keldie baby #4 is in the making

well actually...made

just brewing

due july 15th if my calculations are correct

 

this is how i told chris

with bath tub crayons and a very artistic picture on the shower wall

 

i now have an excuse to throw up wherever i want, and wear sweatpants, and take naps, and carry around a bucket and a bag of ginger

i also don't feel the need to fight off sleep at 730pm

i am one of the lucky ones who gets the "fun" pregnancy symptoms before i even know i'm pregnant

crying (more than usual anyway) nausea and sleepyness

so get off my back

im making a kid

whats your excuse?

 

i'm very excited

WE'RE very excited

 

my lady plumbing has clearly not be affected by this ovary disfunction i have

who's surprised?

probably no one

 

 

some of you may be asking "why?"

why do we not wait the usual 12 weeks to spread the news of the growing little one?

1. we can't keep secrets

2. we are excited and celebrating a little life and no matter how long we have it with us we want to be excited with our friends and family. God gave us another baby and its a baby from the moment of conception so that is something to celebrate. this is why we don't wait around for a miscarriage like most people do. if it happens we will of course be sad but at least we got the chance to love it while it was here. 

 

back to (1)...i found out thismorning and had to keep the secret from EVERYBODY until chris got home and found out. this practically killed me. the past 3 times he's knows pretty much immediately and then everybody else knew about 5 minutes later...when chris was done freaking out and squeezing the life out of me. this time i did not run out of the bathroom with my pants barely pulled up holding a pee stick and crying

this time i had to pretend like nothing was going on when he called

ugh

 

but now the world knows

 

surprisingly, my first thought when i was "pregnant" pop up on the test wasn't "holy crap....labor sucks"

nope. after 3 times i guess i'm over the fear

get back to be when i'm about 36 weeks

i might be freaking out

 

feel free to call us or text us and be excited with us 

feel free to NOT say stupid crap like "are you catholic?" or "aren't you worried about over population?" or "wow. you're stupid"

you will surely get a swift kick to the throat

 

yay 4! we can't wait to see you!

 

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