Thursday, September 13, 2012

girls have to sit

today was the day izzy realized that some things in life are....just the way they are.
the hard truth is, girls have to sit
there's no standing
so when i heard her say "mom watch me pee pee like a boy"
i just had to investigate
she stood there
thinking
pants around the ankles
"watch! like this!"
 
then a moment of despair
"mom...i can't make my girl parts point that way"
 
well sorry dear it will never work
not unless you purchase one of those funnel things from campmor
or this Whiz Freedom Portable Reusable Urine Funnel
but never fear, i will teach you the fine art of "out door peeing for girls" this week
you will feel less sad
 
 
 
 
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